May 23
Dear male population, learn about Liam Payne. Study Liam Payne. Be Liam Payne. Girls would probably love you more.
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May 23
How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
- Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
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May 20
Dear Francis Lawrence/Director of Mockingjay:
We are very sorry, but there seems to be a misprint in every copy of Mockingjay. Finnick and Prim do not die. Suzanne must have sent in the wrong manuscript for publication.
We hope you accept these changes and keep this in mind while writing the script.
We repeat: Finnick Odair and Primrose Everdeen do not die.
With highest regards,
The FandomScholastic
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May 14
- boys in fights: i hate you man fuck you
- girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.
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May 10
LOOK AT ALL THE BOYS INDIVIDUALLY
- Zayn is clearly high
- Liam is dancing like an idiot
- Lou is showing his Sass
- Niall has no idea whats going on
- Harry just looks friggin’ fit in his white shirt
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